king of good times

Yesterday, it took me 16 hrs to reach, bangalore, 10 hrs at the delhi airport and 4 hours in and out of flight. I started at 11 in the morning to reach bangalore at 2 in the morning. only good thing was that, vijay malya told me that I was his personal guest. Akshya khanna, I used to like him, even though he was from Mayo, after yesterday, he was uncool, in real life, he is like any other... filmy guy.. if you were at bombay xaviers hostel, you would know what I am talking about. Well, he was sitting opposite me at Delhi airport lounge and kept giving filmy glances, looking in the mirror, his biceps, over shoulder..et al..you just lost a fan Akshya.
However, When you are there for 16 Hrs with those kingfisher girls, and with no phone and no laptop. what does one do? one can only lech for a couple of hours at a stretch, after that it becomes a research. well thats what I did, a thesis on Air Hostesses.
There are three ways that all airlines dress their women.
1) Air India types. 2) King fisher types 3) every other, other than the last two.

The last one types are dressed in anything, that they think looks good, it has no statement. so no research work on that.

The next one is Kingfisher type. they have been very smartly dressed in red, the color that would get any bull flaring, 60% of your attention is focused on the color and rest on the posterior of the women, that is what you get to see the most of any air hostess any way, this combination brings out the animal in you, ( red is for blood and posterior is the only way one copulated )and you forget to look at other good things, like face, i mean, charm and courtesy.

But it is the sari Clad indian airlines women which take the cake. The Most skin one can see in a sari is ofcourse the Torso, which signifies fertility, worshiped in many religions, and it instigates the living male to asses the fertility of his seeds. ofcourse this is animal instinct too, but its a fine taste, its like comparing, beluga to fillet-o-fish. It is only, after one is satisfied with the torso, visible in a sari that, one could look for any other assets.
It would be wrong to analyse that all men, look at women with a single view, well, it is the subconscious and 50000 years of civilization that has gone into these instincts. one might not know, even when loking.
It is a different matter that, the torso's that one gets to look at these days, would by any chance lead to some philosphical thinking. Of course indians have been wearing many forms of saris for 5000 years, so no prizes to Indian airlines.

well, this is my research after 16 hrs of oggling at women, I really Hope Neha understands, what effort goes into even looking at womens figures. Stop wearing that Salwar Kurta thing, it has no statement.

Sitting in bangalore, waiting for appointments to materalize, still looking at more women, walk on the streets. thinking, that I will be personal guest to Mallya, again for next two days. Is some solace to my lonely evenings, as Neha, Struggles with two kids, kitchen, inlaws and selling sauces and juices.
Hats off....indian women....i guess that is why they wear, salwar et al...no one assesing your fertility status.
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